Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #1 22-06-2010, 02:47 AM

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #2 22-06-2010, 02:49 AM

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #3 22-06-2010, 03:11 AM

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MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #4 22-06-2010, 03:15 AM

Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?

waelragab · #5 22-06-2010, 10:01 AM

I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #6 23-06-2010, 07:18 PM

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I think the faster is heat because the word cold carries the """ Old """ syllable.

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #7 23-06-2010, 07:20 PM

Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: The doctor was his mother.

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #8 23-06-2010, 07:22 PM

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A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #9 23-06-2010, 07:24 PM

Q: Why do people call their own language their mother tongue?
A: Because their fathers seldom get a chance to use it.
NOTE: For this to be funny, students need to understand that in many cultures women have the image of speaking so much that their husbands seldom have a chance to say anything.

MRIBRAHIMHAJJAJ · #10 23-06-2010, 07:27 PM

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