المكتبة الادبية للمعلم

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منتهى الروعة ان تمنح كنوزا للاخرين مجانا

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

نشكر كل من رد علي الموضوع وترك بصمة له

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

وهذة المصطلحات الجميلة من مستر جواد عوض له منا كل الاحترام

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تيجي نشوف حبة قصائد لذيذة من الطالبة أميرة (هتلر 2006)

شوية قصايد انجليزي مفيش أحلى من كده

نقلت شوية قصايد بالانجليزي عجبتني من شوية مواقع يا رب تعجبكم
My friend


When I am hurt
I tell you my pain
When I am lost
You are there to show me the way

When times seem to get rough
You some how seem to show up
We might not get along but we try the best we can
But no matter what we always seem to get throw the bad times

I hope we remain friends
Even when the road starts to end
Lets stay friends like we were from the start
And I mean every word from the heart
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Choices
Why must one have so many choices. . .. . .. . ..?
I sit, sit, and sit listening to my own voices
I can't ever make up my mind
I always feel myself in a bind

At times I think I know what I want
Then I realize my life is not written in that font

I go to someone and ask for advice
It seems every time it comes with some sort of price

The people I ask are the people that care
The rest of them aren't even aware

Lately there's one choice that's constantly in my head
It seems so hard, kinda like a hotel room bed

Some people think they understand
Where I am coming from its in my own hand

While all these choices are floating around
I'll just wait and think, maybe with my head in the ground

The choices are so great, the choices are so far
I figure now I'll live one day at a time, and live it up to par.

Why must one have so many choices. . .. . .. . ..?
I sit, sit, and sit listening to my own voices
I can't ever make up my mind
I always feel myself in a bind

At times I think I know what I want
Then I realize my life is not written in that font

I go to someone and ask for advice
It seems every time it comes with some sort of price

The people I ask are the people that care
The rest of them aren't even aware

Lately there's one choice that's constantly in my head
It seems so hard, kinda like a hotel room bed

Some people think they understand
Where I am coming from its in my own hand

While all these choices are floating around
I'll just wait and think, maybe with my head in the ground

The choices are so great, the choices are so far
I figure now I'll live one day at a time, and live it up to par.

Why must one have so many choices. . .. . .. . .. . .. . .. . ..?

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ودي بقى افضل قصيدة لعام 2005 كتبها طفل افريقي
When I Born, I Black

When I grow up, I Black

When I go in sun, I Black

When I sick, I Black, and

When I die, I still Black

And U White fella,

When u born, u pink

When u grow up, u white

When u go in sun, u red

When u cold, u blue

When u Scared, u yellow

When u sick, u green, and

When u die, u gray

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You calling me coloured

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ودي كمان حبة حكم و نصائح بالانجليزية من اميرة هتلر2006

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تيجي نمرح شوية مع هذة النكت من مستر hikoko14

Let me share these funny jokes with you ....Really made me laugh a lot

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA : Here it is!
>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS : Maria!





TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank?
>FRANK : Because of the sign.
>TEACHER : What sign?
>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."






>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
>floor?
>JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!







>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile? "
>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!





>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
>TEACHER : What! are you talking about?
>DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!





TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE : Me





TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than you are.






>TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
>time."






>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.




>TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;





>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD : A teacher

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع هذة المعلومة اللذيذة من مستر وليد السيد

ما أصل كلمة ok ؟ هل هي اختصاراً ؟ وماذا تعني كلمة ok؟

سنجيب على هذه الأسئلة بالأراء التالية :
نظرية Old.Kinder hook : هذه النظرية هي الأقرب للحقيقة على حسب رأي الأغلبية، فيقال ان شخصاً يدعى مارتن فان بارن ( Martin Van Buren ) وهو أحد أبناء منطقة تسمى Kinderhook ، وكان مارتن يلقب بـ ( Old.Kinder hook ) نسبة لمنطقتة.

أتخذ مارتن بعد ذلك من كلمة O.K شعاراً له في الحزب الديمقراطي Democratic اثناء الإنتخابات الأمريكية عام 1840، وكان مؤيديه يهتفون ( OK .. OK ) و التي امتزجت مع مشاعر الرضى لهذا المنتخب، حتى اختلطت المعاني و اصبحت OK رمزاً للرضاء و القبول.

يقال ان مؤيدي مارتن شكلوا ” نادي OK ” او ” OK club “.

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نظرية All correct : يتبين لنا عند نطق ” All correct ” أن أول حرف من كلمة all يلفظ و كأنه “ o “ ، و أول حرف من كلمة correct يلفظ و كأنه “ k “ ، فمن هنا جاء معنى كلمة OK ك اختصار.

تأتي كلمة All corect بمعنى قريب من “ كل شيءٍ على ما يرام ” أو ” حسناً ” .

مع ملاحظة ان هذا الرأي يؤيدة Englize.com لوضوحة، وهو ما نراه الأقرب للحقيقة.

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نظرية orl korrekt : في أثناء عام 1830، كانت الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية تعاني من الأخطاء الإملائية بشكل هجائي مضحك للغاية، فكانوا يستخدمون orl korrekt للموافقة ، فجاءت ok أختصاراً لها، وهذه النظرية مشابهة لما قبلها و لاقت تأييداً كبيراً من قبل علماء امريكيين و قواميس اكسفورد oxford.

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نظرية Obediah Kelly : يُقال أنه رجلاً يعمل كوكيل شحن في سكة حديد ، وكان هو من يكتب ويوقع على وثائق الشحن التي تم اختيارها وقبولها. فأصبحت ok اختصاراً لأسمة و اصبحت تدل على الموافقة و القبول.

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نظرية الإشتقاق من اللغات الأخرى : و هنا البعض يوضح ان ok مشتقة من عدة لغات، و يوضح البعض أن ok اشتقت من الإسكتلنديين الذين يستخدمون تعبير ” och aye ” و الفرنسيين ” aux Cayes ” و الكثير مما ذكر في oxford.

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نظرية 0killed, 1killed, 2killed : انها غريبة بعض الشيء، أليس كذلك؟ فهناك من تعمق أكثر وقال : في احدى الحروب كانت بريطانيا ترسل تقارير يومية عن عدد ال***ى في صفوفها للجهات المعنية، مثلاً :

sunday - 9k ، أي في يوم الأحد *** 9 جنود

monday - 2k ، الأثنين *** جنديان

0k - و يأتي التقرير أحياناً بهذا الشكل، أي عدد ال***ى 0

فكانت هذه النتيجة ” 0k ” تبعث روح السعادة و الفرح و الرضى للضباط و المسؤولين اتجاه جيشهم، فأصبحت بمعنى ok !

أخيراً هناك من يقول انه ok هي ليست اختصاراً إلا لكلمة okay و التي تعني أوكي !

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و الطريف في الأمر، ما قرأتة من أحد الأشخاص، ماذا كانوا يقولون و يكتبون قبل كلمة o.k ؟
فكان الجواب سريعاً من أحد الأخوة ” walking “ ، والتي تعني ماشي !

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ومع هذة النكت من مستر اشرف عطية

Here are some jokes playing with the language. See if you can understand the answers. If not, at the end you have the explanations.
1- Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?

2- Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard?

3- Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?
A: I scream.

4- The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?
The student says: Obviously it's the past tense.

5- A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

6- Q: Why is the number six afraid?
A: Because seven eight nine

7- Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

8- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".

9- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

10- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
1-
BLIND= A blind person is someone who can’t see.
HAMMER= A tool used by carpenters to hit nails.
SAW= A tool used by carpenters to cut wood.
The pun of this joke is the word SAW, it is a tool and it is also the past tense of the verb “to see”, so we can read the sentence with two different meanings.

2-
DEAF= A deaf person is someone who can’t hear.
SHEPHERD= A person who takes care of sheep and walks them around in the country.
GATHER= Bring together.
FLOCK= A group of sheep.
HEARD= This is the pun of the joke, because HEARD is the past tense of the verb “to hear”, but it sounds the same as HERD, which is a group of animals of the same kind that go together (in this case, a flock of sheep), so again, you can listen to the joke and give two different meanings to the last sentence.

3-
I SCREAM means “I shout”. People scream when they are in terror (very afraid), so if you see a ghost (the spirit of a dead person) you scream. But the pronunciation of I SCREAM is the same as ICE-CREAM.

4-
THE PAST TENSE of the verb “to be” is “I was, you were, etc”. The sentence “I am beautiful” is present tense, but in this joke the teacher must be very ugly, so if she says “I am beautiful” it has to be a “past tense” (she was beautiful), because that sentence would be wrong in the present.

5-
TO CALL A TAXI means to make a motion for a taxi to stop, or to phone a taxi. But the verb TO CALL also means to say something to someone, so “he called me stupid” means “he said: you are stupid”.

6-
If you pronounce 7 8 9, it sounds the same as SEVEN ATE NINE (ate is the past tense of “to eat”), so the number 6 doesn’t want to be eaten by 7, that’s why it is afraid!

7-
GUY (coll. AmE)= man.
CAR CRASH= A car accident.
HE’S ALL RIGHT means “he’s ok”, but if we think of its literal meaning, “he’s all right” means “all of his body is right, because the left part of his body was destroyed in the accident”.

8-
A DAM is a big concrete wall, an artificial barrier built to stop a river and make an artificial lake (a reservoir). If a fish in a river hits a concrete wall, it probably is a dam, so the fish identification is correct.

But the word DAM sounds the same as the exclamation DAMN! which is a curse word (a bad word children shouldn’t say) that people say when something goes wrong and they don’t like it, used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment. So when the fish hit the wall and hurt itself, it exclaimed “damn!”

9-
ON ITS OWN means “alone” or “without help”. The pun here is the phrase “TWO TIRED”. If a person is TOO TIRED they can’t stand, they have to sit down. A bicycle doesn’t get tired, but it can’t stand alone because it has only two wheels (a car has 4 wheels and it can stand). The wheels of a bicycle have a metallic ring and a rubber thing around it filled with air. That rubber part is called a TYRE, so a bicycle has TWO TYRES, that is, two wheels. And we can build an adjective using this construction:
NUMBER + NOUN + -ED
So we can say:
- a one-eyed man (a man with just one eye).
- a three-legged dog (a dog with only three legs).
- a six-headed monster (a monster with three heads).
And, of course, a bicycle is A TWO-TYRED BICYCLE because it has two tyres.

10-
TO WONDER= To be curious about something. You don’t know it but you want to know and think about it.
BASEBALL= The game is “baseball”, but the ball we use in that game is also called a “baseball”. We can also talk about a football (the ball we use to play football), etc.
HIT= past participle of the verb “to hit” (hit-hit-hit), to impact, to strike.
If someone hits a baseball and the ball comes right to you, you see it getting bigger, because as it is nearer you see it bigger. So this ball was going to hit the man (or woman) and he didn’t know what was happening (he was wondering). Then, the ball finally hit him.
The pun here is the expression IT HIT ME, which means “after thinking about something I couldn’t understand, I finally found the explanation and could understand him”. So here we’ve got both meanings at the same time: when the ball hit him he could understand why the ball was getting bigger.
http://www.multimedia-english.com/ht...u-get-it-2.htm

1- If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

3 !!!

2- Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares!

3- What's the difference between capitalism and communism?

Under capitalism, Man exploits Man. Under communism, it is exactly the opposite.

4- How do you count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

5- Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work!

6- Why was the crab sent to prison?

Because he kept pinching things!

7- Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Because he only had one pupil!

8- What do you call a foreign object in a chip pan?

An unidentified frying object!

9- Why do bees hum?

Because they don't know the words!

10- What animal can jump higher than a house?


A house can't jump!
1- In maths at school, a typical problem would be: "if you have 10 apples in a basket and you take away 3, how many apples have you got?", and the answer would be "7" (10-3=7). But this joke is using pure logic to defy the conventional answer. If a basket holds 12 apples and you take 3 apples from the basket, you have 3 apples! (besides, nobody said the basket is yours).
2- The key word here is HARES. A hare is a wild animal similar to a rabbit, but they are thinner and run faster. The word HARE is pronounced the same as HAIR (they both rhyme with CHAIR). A BALD man is a man with no hair on his head.
3- I suppose you have no problems to understand this joke, but I'll explain it anyway. The opposite of "John kills Pete" is "Pete kills John" (excuse the example); but the opposite of "man exploits man" is "man exploits man", so this joke means that many people are exploited no matter what economical system they live in, it's all the same. To exploit a person means to take advantage of a person or situation for one's own ends (poor people work a lot and rich people get the benefits).
4- CATTLE is cows, bulls and oxen (a bull is a male cow and an oxen is a castrated bull). A HERD of sheep is a group of sheep that live together (a shepherd takes care of them). A herd of cattle is a group of cattle that live together (a cowboy takes care of them). A COWCULATOR is not a real word, but it obviously means "a calculator to count cows".
5- Cows that are often in the fields have a bell hanging from their necks so that you can hear them in the distance when they move. A cow has two HORNS on their head (they are hard and pointed, similar to bones). In the old times, people used animal horns to make something like a trumpet, if you blow it, it makes a loud sound. That is why today we use the word "horn" for the device in a car that makes a loud warning sound. For example, if you are driving down the street and another car gets on your way, you sound the horn to avoid crashing. So, if you sound the horn and no sound comes out, the horn is not working.
6- a CRAB is a crustacean that lives by the coast, has a hard shell and people say they walk backwards (in fact they walk sideways). These animals have six legs and two big pinches to defend themselves. TO PINCH is to squeeze between your thumb and finger, but for crabs, it is to squeeze using their pinches. In slang, to pinch is to steal, so if you pinch, you go to prison.
7- a CYCLOPS (plural: cyclopes) is a mythical god from Greece who is a giant and has only one eye (the most famous cyclops is Polyphemus, who was blinded by Ulysses). The little black circle in the middle of the eye is called PUPIL, so if a cyclops has only one eye, he only has one pupil, but a pupil is also a formal word that means "a student".
8- A CHIP PAN is a deep-sided cooking pan used for deep-frying (you fill it with oil and then put things inside to fry them). Chip pans are named for their traditional use in frying chips. A "frying object" is an object that is frying, but we automatically think of "an Unidentified Flying Object", that is, a UFO (usually thought to be an alien spaceship).
9- A BEE is the insect that makes honey and wax for candles (they can hurt you if they sting you). The buzzing sound they make when they fly is "to hum", but "to hum" is also to produce a tune (a song) without opening the lips or forming words. So if you want to sing a song but you don't know the words, you hum.
10- True, a house can't jump, so the question "what animal can jump higher than a house?" makes no sense, since all the animals can jump higher than a house .
The other meaning of this question (the first meaning you think) is: if a house is 10 metres high, to jump higher than a house is to jump more than 10 metres.



A few jokes about classroom situations
1
TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
JOHNNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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2
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOSH: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L".
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOSH: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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3
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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4
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, Who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع هذة الامثال من مستر محمد عبد المنعم يحي

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع هذة المصطلحات والامثال الذي قدمها مستر جواد عوض في موضوعه ومعه بعض السادة الزملاء

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع هذة الفرفشة الظريفة من مستر جواد عوض

أيـــــاذا القـلب لا تحـــــزن .... فــــــذاك الحـبInfection

فـلـن تجــــــدي عقــــــاقير .... ولن تشفــــيكInjection

فـــكم من عـاقـــــل فطـــن ..... مضى بالحــب Direction

سـتـنـــــكره وتـنـســــــــاه .... ولن يبـــــقى له Mention

فـلا تنــــــــظم له شعــــراً ..... ولا تكـتــــــب له Section

ولا يحــــــــزنك من باعك .... فقد أخطــأت ال Selection

ولا تبـــــدي له أســـــــفـاً ..... ولا تبــــــــــدي له action

فـــــــــــــإن الحب منـزلةٌ ..... لبعض الناس exception

فبعض الناس إن هجـروا .... فلا حـــــزنٌ ولا tension

وبعض الناس إن هجروا ..... يظل ويبـقى connection

فوصــــــل الروح إقبـــالٌ .... وما أحـــــــلاه re action

بدعـوات بقــلــــــب دجى ..... لها أثـــــــــر و affection

فـــإن لم يبـــــق لي شيء .... فلا حــــــــب ولا Passion

فــلا أسـف عـلى دنـيــــــا ..... لـك وعليــك conversion

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

وتفضلوا الهدية دي من مستر جواد له منا كل الاحترام

How to speak English in the air

Are you checking baggage or carrying on?هل تفحص الأمتعة أم الشنطة الهاندباج(الشنطة اللي بتاخدها معاك على متن الطائرة) - Baggage is the general term for everything you've packed - suitcases, backpacks, boxes. If you have large items or more than one bag, you need to check your baggage - that is, have it stored in the airplane's cargo hold. A carry-on is a noun referring to the small baggage you take on the plane with you.
Would you like a window or aisle seat?هل تريد مقعد بجوار الشباك ام مقعد على الطرف(الممشى) - Never get stuck in a middle seat again! If you enjoy looking out the window then say you want a window seat. Or if you'd rather be free to get up and stretch your legs, tell them you'd like an aisle seat.
Here's your boarding passتفضل بطاقة الركوب0بطاقة فيها رقم المقعد ورقم البوابة. - Your boarding pass is the document issued at the airport with your seat number and departure gate information. You need it in order to pass through security and get on your flight.
Is this flight non-stop or does it have a layover? هل الرحلة مباشرة بدون توقف ولا ترانزيت(يعنى غير مباشرة وفيها تغيير طيران)- A layover is a stop at an intermediate point in your journey. Non-stop means you fly directly to your destination with no stops in between.
After the security check, board your flight at gate 3. - The security check is where you and your carry-on bags are checked for dangerous items. Gate refers to the area where you wait for and then board - get on - your plane.
Is my flight delayed or on-time?هل الرحلة هتتاخر ولا في ميعادها - When your flight is going to be late departing, you'll hear that it has been delayed. On-time means your flight will leave as scheduled.
Pick up your bags at baggage claim.المنطقة اللي بتاخد الشنط بتاعتك من على السير - Baggage claim is the area where you retrieve your checked baggage - the bags you didn't carry onto the airplane with you

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع باقي مصطلحات مستر جواد

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع مستر جواد عوض ومع هذة المصطلحات بس خرافة لانها مرتبة ابجديا

[مستر سعيد دراهم]

ومع هذة الامثال من مستر جواد

يسرق الكحل من العين
He steals the mascara from her eyes.

يصطاد في الماء العكر
He fishes in unclear water.

يخلق من الشبه أربعين
God creates 40 people with the same looks.

ياما تحت السواهي دواهي
Often, under the unseeing hide the cunning.
يا ظالم لك يوم
Oh tyrant, your day will come.

يامآمنة للرجال يا مآمنة للمية فى الغربال
O! my sister that depend on men; you are believing in water in a sieve.

اللي استحوا ماتوا
They whom got shy, died.

كالأطرش في الزَّفَّة
Like a deaf man in a parade

القناعة كنز لا يفنى
Content is an everlasting treasure

القرش الأبيض ينفع في اليوم الأسود
The white penny will become useful in your dark days.

القرد في عين أمه غزال
The monkey in his mother's eye is a gazelle.


He beat me and cried, and went before me to complain
ضربنى وبكى وسبقنى واشتكى

الضرب في الميت حرام
Beating the dead is a sin.

الضحك بلا سبب من قلة الأدب
Laughing for no reason is rude.

الشكوى لغير الله مذلة
Complaining to someone other than God is disgraceful.

شدة وتزول
It's a hardship that will go away.

سمن على عسل
Literal meaning: Cooking fat on honey.
Translation: To get along very well.

السكوت علامة الرضا
Silence is the sign of approval.

زمَّارُ الحي لا يُطْرِبُ
The village's piper does not exhilarate.


الساكت عن الحق شيطان أخرس
A person who does not speak out against the wrong is a mute devil.

على جنبه ذنبه
His fault is besides him

الذي لا يعرفك يجهلك
He who does not know you is not informed of you.

عمر الدم ما يبقى مية
Blood can never turn into water

خالف تُعْرَفْ
Dissent and you will be known.

الحي أبقى من الميت
The living is more important than the dead.

الحركة بركة
Movement is a blessing.

الجهل شر الأصحاب
Ignorance is the worst acquaintance.

الجنة تحت أقدام الأمهات
Paradise is under mothers' feet
التكبر على المتكبر تواضع
Arrogance over the arrogant is modesty.

بالرفاء والبنين
With rapport and offsprings. Said to congratulate newlyweds.

باب النجار مخَلَّع
The carpenter's door is loose.

الباب الذي يأتيك بالريح سده واسترح
Close the door from which the wind blows and relax.

الإنسان بالتفكير والله بالتدبير
Human thinks and God plans.

إن كبر ابنك خاوية
When your son grows up, become his brother. (befriend him)

الأم مدرسة إذا أعددتها أعددت شعباً طيب الأعراق
a mother is a school, preparing her is like preparing a good nation

إكرام الميت دفنه
Burial is the way to honor the dead
اعمل الطيب وارمه البحر
Do good and throw it in sea. (Don't expect rewards for good deeds)
اعقلها وتوكل
Tie your camel and rely on God (Prophet's saying)
أعز من الولد ولد الولد
The only more dear to you than your child, is your child's child
أصحاب العقول في نعيم
Smart people are blessed.

أشهر من النار على الْعَلَمِ
More famous than a fire on a flag.

أرق من النسيم
Smoother than breeze.

إذا عُرِفَ السبب بطل العجب
When the reason is known, there will be no more shock. (Said when you are wondering why something happened.)
إذا حضر الماء بطل التيمم
If the water is available you need not clean up with sand.

إذا تخاصم اللصان ظهر المسروق(ماشافهومش وهما بيسرقوا شافوهم وهما بيتحاسبوا)
If two thieves quarreled, what was stolen emerges.

إذا أنت أكرمت الكريم ملكته وإن أنت أكرمت اللئيم تمردا
Be generous to a generous person and you'd win him, be generous to a mean person and he'd rebel on you.

إذا أردت أن تطاع فأمر بما يستطاع
If you wanted obedience command with what is possible.

اخطب لابنتك ولا تخطب لابنك
work for engagement of your daughter, but don't work for engagement of your son.

اختلط الحابل بالنابل
The rope man got mixed with the archer. (Things got chaotic)
احفظ قرشك الأبيض ليومك الأسود
Literal meaning: Save your white penny for your black day.
Idiomatic translation: A penny saved is a penny earned.