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: What is dirty after washing?

A: Your bath water.
Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?

A: A pair of trousers.
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?

A: He sleeps only at night.
Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?

A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.

Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

A: Your ear.
Q: When you take 2 out of 3 apples away, how many apples do you have?

A: The 2 apples you’ve taken with you.
Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

A: He is bald.
Q: On Thursday, a man went for a horseback trip on Friday and returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
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A: The horse’s name was Friday.

Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

A: Your shadow.
Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.

Q: In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?

A: The already full ones.
Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?

A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.
: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
A: Who earns money without working a single day?

Q: The night watchman.

Q: What goes swimming with you but never gets wet?

A: Your shadow.
Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?

A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?

A: The rust.